10 Hilarious Swinger Problems Only ‘We’ Will Understand

They say the lifestyle is full of excitement and fun, but let’s be real — there are some “problems” only swingers truly get. Here’s a slightly amusing look at the challenges that come with the territory. Check out these 10 swinger problems only swingers would understand.

 1. Packing for a Weekend Trip

Most people pack clothes and toiletries. You? You’re trying to decide which lingerie matches the theme night and if 12 condoms are enough “just in case.” Not to mention the biggest suitcase for an ‘almost naked’ vacation.

 2. The Pineapple Thing

Is it upside down for fun, or are you just bad at grocery shopping? Either way, you’ve been approached in the produce aisle one too many times.

 3. Explaining “Lifestyle” to a “Vanilla” Friend

“No, it’s not about yoga retreats or clean eating… but there is a lot of flexibility involved.” or “We all just don’t get together and fuck.” 

 4. The Walk of “Fun”

Leaving someone’s hotel room at 3 a.m. in thigh-high boots and glitter makeup is one thing. Running into a coworker in the club? Now that’s awkward.

 5. Overusing the Word ‘Connection’

“We’re just looking for a connection” starts sounding more like a dating catchphrase than an actual lifestyle goal. 

 6. Theme Night Overload

Glow party on Friday, leather and lace on Saturday, and a masquerade ball on Sunday. Somewhere in the chaos, you’ve forgotten what regular clothes feel like.

 7. Accidentally Running into Your Neighbors

The day you see your neighbors at a party is the day you both silently agree to never mention it over the fence. But maybe find an evening to have a “connection” later – haha 😆.

 8. Group Chat Drama

Nothing says lifestyle problems like trying to organize a group trip and someone is trying to turn the chat into a new version of pornhub.

 9. Too Many Invitations, Too Little Time

You’ve RSVP’d to three events this month, and now you’re triple-checking your calendar to make sure your kid’s soccer game doesn’t overlap with “neon night.”

 10. Remembering Names Is Hard

You remember their how they look naked, favorite sex positions, and how they like their martini — but their names? No clue.

Swinger problems might not make it to prime-time TV, but they’re all part of the fun! If you’re laughing while nodding along, congratulations — you’re living the “complicated” life we all love.