10 Real Towns with Names So Naughty, You’ll Think They’re Made Up

The world is full of places that sound like they were named during a frat party after too many tequila shots. And no, we’re not talking about towns that are accidentally dirty. These naughty names are so suggestive, you’d think they came straight from the script of a low budget adult film.

These are 10 real towns with names so sex-related, they’d make your GPS blush.

Intercourse, Pennsylvania (USA)

Let’s start with the classic. Intercourse has long been a favorite road trip stop for obvious reasons. Located in Amish country, it’s ironic that one of the most sexually named towns is also home to some of the most modest people in America.

Fun Fact: The gift shop sells “I ❤️ Intercourse” shirts, and they’re exactly as awkward to wear as you’d expect.

2. Climax, Michigan (USA)

Need a destination that promises a satisfying end? Look no further than Climax. Yes, it’s a real town. No, it’s not the climax you’re hoping for  but they do have great cider.

Tagline Idea: “Come for the name, stay for the apple orchard.”

3. Dildo, Newfoundland (Canada)

This little fishing village has the internet giggling constantly. But locals are proud of their name  and honestly, they should be. It’s bold. It’s strong. It’s… oddly shaped.

Note: Jimmy Kimmel once campaigned to become the honorary mayor of Dildo. We’re still waiting for the sequel: “Double Dildo.”

4. Cumming, Georgia (USA)

The jokes write themselves. This town in Georgia has leaned into its name . And if you’ve never seen a “Cumming Fire Department” T-shirt, prepare yourself. It exists.

5. Bangkok, Thailand

Okay, yes , we know it’s not pronounced that way (it’s closer to “Bahng-Gawk”)  but come on. Western tourists have been cracking immature jokes about this for decades, and we’re not here to stop the tradition.

Alternate Universe: The Hangover 4 , “Back to Bangkok, Again.”

6. Butt Hole Road, South Yorkshire (England)

This infamous road was so mocked, residents petitioned to have it renamed in 2009. But let’s take a moment to appreciate that for years, actual mail was delivered to Butt Hole Road.

RIP to the world’s most awkward return address.

7. Fucking, Austria (Now Fugging)

Yes, it was real. Yes, tourists stole the sign constantly. And yes, the town finally had enough and changed its name to Fugging in 2020. Which, honestly, might still garner the same amount of attention.

Gone, but not forgotten. You were the hero we needed.

8. Wetwang, England

Located in Yorkshire, Wetwang sounds like an uninvited moment in the locker room. But apparently, it comes from Old Norse and means “field for trial by combat.” Still sounds dirty, though.

Suggested motto: “It’s always damp in Wetwang.”

9. Bald Knob, Arkansas (USA)

Sounds like a situation, not a destination. But yes, Bald Knob is real, and it sits proudly in Arkansas.

Bonus points: Nearby towns include Blue Ball and Toad Suck.

10. Hooker, Oklahoma (USA)

Before you clutch your pearls, this one’s named after a real person, John “Hooker” Threlkeld. But that hasn’t stopped the town from leaning all the way into the innuendo. Their official slogan? “It’s a location, not a vocation.”

You win, Oklahoma. You win.

Honorable Mentions:

 • French Lick, Indiana

 • Muff, Ireland

 • Sugar Tit, South Carolina

 • Licking, Missouri

 • Ballplay, Alabama

Wild Geography

If you ever find yourself in Intercourse, heading toward Climax via Dildo, just know …you’re not alone. The world is a wild, sexy, geography loving place. And while GPS might be helpful, it’s definitely not safe from innuendos. Let also add, we have been to many of these places ourselves, the towns are great places with amazing people.

So the next time someone tells you to get out and explore… ask them where the nearest Muff is.

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